Static
Ruler of Krapsody and all that is krap. Suck it!
Ghettobooya
Second in command and hog wild retarded. Can smell a ghetto
and it's booty from the other side of the globe
Dubious Monk Krapsody reporter extraordinaire.
He can smell a story a mile and a half away, and all for a few bananas.
Mrs. Chickenhead (and several other aliases) Krapsody's inhouse psychic
She's been on the run since her Ms. Cleo days.
Find her telling fortunes from her Cosmic Peephole in the forums
The Mad Arab Krapsody's Middle East expert
Don't piss him off he's likely to curse you a thousand ways or blow some s**t up!
Ernst ze Provocateur Krapsody's own critic
Don't piss him off either he's likely to bore you by miming his famous trapped in a box routine or blow some s**t up!
Hola, Howdy, Hi
Welcome to Krapsody!!
Well, for some odd reason you have stumbled onto my really stupid forum full of nothing & everything. Do you believe it's possible to meet by chance or fate? If so then you have come to the right place you freak of nature you!
And if you're returning, welcome back sucker.
Ha ha, just joking.
Now that you've found us, what will you do next?
Maybe you'll rediscover your inner vixen or learn 5 words in french or dance naked in the livingroom or conduct a semi-dangerous science experiment in the kitchen sink or watch the latest videos or let that icky 2-hours-stuck-in-traffic-in-the-minivan feeling fade away here. Congratulations, you have successfully opened the door to possibility.
Say yes to Krapsody. Unless you'd rather pick your feet, count cars or watch the sunset.
Here's what people have been saying about this site:
"Static's talents are
a gift from God. Or something like that..." -Rev. Billy Graham
"If it weren't for this site I would have committed suicide years ago." -Owen Wilson
"My addiction used to be drugs & alcohol, now it's Krapsody!" -Lindsay Lohan
"This site cured my cancer." -Melissa Etheridge
"I used to be a cripple & now I can walk, thank you Krapsody!" -Stephen Hawking
"I have seen the light and now I live my life according to this site." -President George W. Bush
"That's hot." -Paris Hilton & Nicole Ritchie
"Now I see that shaving my head & checking into rehab was the best advice I'd ever heard. Thanks Krapsody!" -Britney Spears
"The moment I saw this site I thought.....Instant classic." -Oprah Winfrey
"Move over Christianity we found something better." -Mel Gibson
Krapsody: the place for out of the ordinary humor.
So... tell me what you think in the forums or give me a shout out below! Have a great time!
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Announcement: Krapsody.com Update
Posted: ~Static~ @ Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:13 pm
Due to the forums not getting much traffic for several months now, and that our moderator, Ghettodude is no longer moderating the forums, I will be updating only the Krapsody Blog on a regular basis.
Speaking of which, krapsody.com will no longer direct to the forums, but to the blog site. On occasion, I will be including news here on the Krapsody Portal as often as I can.
You are still welcome to register and participate in the forums, however I am not as active here as most of my traffic and attention is focused on krapsody.com - it's still just as interactive like the forums, only you get to read my thoughts, stories, general stupidity and comment about them (more frequently)... so it's almost exactly like the forums, essentially.
Feel free to drop by the blog and say hi! http://www.krapsody.com
A German family were stunned when a rampaging bull burst through the back door of their house, grabbed a beer and a sandwich from the fridge, came and went leaving a mess described only as "a big pile of bull shart"
Aliza Shvarts, a Yale art major has stirred controversy after displaying her senior art project. Shvarts claims her art exhibition is a nine month documentation of how she allegedly artificially inseminated herself “as often as possible” and after becoming pregnant took abortion drugs to induce miscarriages Charlie Manson wants to out-do her by making an art project of aborted kittens, not for “shock value” just because it will be ridiculously bizarre
The debate over dinosaurs, creationism and darwinism once again rear their ugly head. In this rare civilized discussion I decide to instead ask, do dinosaurs believe in christians?
Announcement: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?
Posted: ~Static~ @ Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:53 am
Our newly self-appointed leader President Executron describes humans as oxygen breathing weakling organ sacks that will be replaced by shiny metal bots. Bow down before your robot masters! Which leads us to ask, are robots our friends?
